CAN MAGIC MUSHROOMS PERISH?

So you've got a stash of these mystical fungi, but are they still good to trip on? The short answer is: it depends. Like any organic substance, magic mushrooms wither over time. If they're damp and fragrant funky, toss 'em out! But if they're dry, hard, and still retain that earthy mushroom perfume, they might be good to go. Always err on the side